I grew up Third Coasting and was terrified of everything that can kill you in South Texas. On a recent redfishing trip down south, Paddy had apparently never learned to respect the Gulf and ended up in the emergency room, had long bouts of vomiting, and broke a $3000 push pole. Let me add these were all unrelated incidents.
Anyhoo, terrible rashes like the one below are standard in the Gulf. From what? We don't know and don't really want to.
Good thing there's Urgent Care in Rockport.
A) Ocean chiggers
B) Red state psoriasis
C) Larval jellyfish attack
D) I call bullshit. He got that from some bar hag